February 2010
11 posts
For Sale or Trade: One Girlfriend
she responds to the name: lush, boozehound, or courtney.
she comes in good to fair condition, equipped with some ruuuude titties; will cook and clean but will sometimes give you epic headaches from her non-stop drunken nagging and yelling.
for the most part she is housebroken and will be a good companion.
$1500.00 obo but will trade for a Macbook Pro.
January 2010
40 posts
this wine is fucking delicious.
so i feel like shit lately
and im reminded of canada’s greatest gift to us: les stroud.
les, often in his northern ontario/newfoundland/baffin excursions would say, “in this kind of weather, if you sweat, you die.” which is all fine and good and worth noting in case im ever stuck creating an iceblock igloo because my sled dogs have taken me off the wayward path in the yukon…but for fucks sake, i...
give me a handjob and i'll give you my coffee...
“harassing harris on facebook” - aziz...
irunfrombears:
Brainy by The National
I’ve been...
the jeopardy online contestant test starts in less...
if any of you know me at all, you know this test is like my st. patricks day - i look forward to it all year, but very little actually becomes of it and i try again 365 days later.
though i swear it is my fucking destiny to be on this show.
NO ONE TOOK MY BET
CAUSE I FUCKING NAILED IT.
…nailed it.
who wants to bet the colts score right now?
no one is better with 2 minutes left in the 1st half than the colts. they’ve scored 8 tds this season at this point.
FOOTBALL
“paris is burning”, st. vincent
...
blocksonblox:
Well today just turned really sour really quick. I can’t wait to be home for the weekend. I wish I could get a bottle of wine but I can’t even afford that.
you’re gonna get your wine on. i’ll make sure of it.
“Los Angeles”, by Peter Bradley Adams
i freakin love friday night lights.
that is all.
smashley asked: Dear Mr. Richards
When will you come up to Canada?
When will you come up to Canada?
socksonblox-deactivated20100711 asked: I hear you love cleaning the apartment. On a scale of 1-10, how awesome are you going to make it look tomorrow?
you can ask questions on tumblr now?
well color my face purple aint that some spiffy shit.
http://michaelthomas.tumblr.com/ask
do it, rockapella
hey guys, remember when i was all about tumblr?
THAT SHIT WAS A YEAR AGO.
